1. renamed my ipod as 'the titantic' so when i plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.' 10
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2. i'll be there in 5 minutes... if not, read this again. 10
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3. you've been accepted to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. 9
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4. i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled 'dibs!'... 9
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5. i got kicked out of barns and nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section 8
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6. i was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed 7
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7. i miss you 7
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8. good morning beautiful 7
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9. don't freak out, but i've bought you an antelope 6
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10. just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i 6
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11. my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests 5
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12. that wasn't meant for u, boo. i was breaking up with my other girl. 5
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13. k 4
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14. love on bubble wrap = best decision ever. 4
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15. dumbass i drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate 3
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16. school is closed. 3
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17. r u up? can i talk 2 u? i miss ur voice. 2
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18. seriously iphone. stop autocorrecting all mys into ducks. you're making all my strong worded te 2
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